Only In Tasmania.

 

Well readers, you will be pleased to know all those Tasmanian incest jokes have come back to haunt.

Sibling rooting Taswegians may be set to get bona fide parliamentary representation under the Liberty & Democratic Party’s “If yer mamma don’t mind then nor do we” keep -it- in- the- family rooter’s laws.

Bede Ireland of the LDP is standing by the “reforms” he hopes will make an “honest woman” of his younger sister.

The LDP which sprang to national prominence with their endorsement of ACT senate candidate and pro gun lobbyist Lisa Milat, sister in law of imprisoned psychopath Ivan Milat a man many still believe acted in conjunction with one or more family members to commit some of the most gruesome murders this country has ever seen.

Unsurprisingly, family first, themselves a product of incestuous union, have negotiated a preference deal with the LDP in Tasmania.

The party also looks set to announce it’s new campaign slogan “it’s all good under the black flag of the LDP”, which it hopes will appeal to young voters, young imprisoned voters.