It’s official

 

Well readers, it’s official, the AEC website has listed Bennelong as a “won” seat for the ALP’s Star recruit, Maxine McKew.
In true evasive style, the homunculus conceded government but wouldn’t concede his seat, instead hedging his bets by stating that it was “very likely” he would lose his seat in Bennelong.
Also passing unsiezed was the final opportunity for Howard (pictured above right with liberal stalwart David Barnett, cuckolded husband of Pru Goward) to officially appologise to the Indigenous people of Australia in his capacity as prime minister, or indeed to everyone else (except the stinking filthy rich of course) whom he has failed miserably to represent throughout the past eleven years in government.

So as little Johhny Fartpants rides off in a cloud of greenhouse gasses, library dust, mothballs and something smelling quite like ammonia, I personally think the air smells a little sweeter, the sun shines a little brighter, the birds sing a little more harmoniously.  The breeze blows a shade more softly without the foetid stench of Howard’s government hanging in the air, and almost in complete unison, the thoughts of the Australian people converge as one overwhelming sentiment “don’t fuck this up Kevin you nerdy little shit, or you’ll get the bloody arse too”.

above; Jeanette Howard, on hearing that her Husband John would be spending “more time away from home”.

Labor’s Maxine McKew addresses supporters in Bennelong.