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“does this smile look natural enough to fool the voters?”

“I know it’s a hideous shirt, but at least it draws attention away from my head”

Pseudo celebrity uber nerd and recent NSW senate candidate for the Climate Change Coalition, Dr Karl Kruszelnicki has alienated a good many of the bugger all people who voted for him based on his party’s decision to preference climate change sceptics the fishing party ahead of the Greens.

Dr Karl, who has come under heavy fire on his shitty blog for this outrage declined comment, letting a party spokesperson respond on his behalf with a rant about the “crooked” preferential system.

Dr Karl, who seems to prefer the sound of his own scientific babble to actual debate, was busily muddying the waters again after the election and trying to be clever by demonstrating his intimate knowledge of how we could derive energy from igniting farts or God only knows what.
Apparently Dr Karl is unfamiliar with the CSIRO, Australia’s peak scientific body who research and develop scientific technologies at Government request, Dr Karl it seems would prefer to cut out the middle man and do all the scientific research and development himself while simultaneously occupying a senate seat in Government.

I wonder how the Speaker of the house would feel about a dork in a loud Hawiian shirt bubbling away with a bunsen burner and a rack of smouldering test tubes dab bang in the middle of question time? I guess at least he could whip up some LSD if things got really boring, or perhaps a spot of MDMA, that could potentially even render pig headed bastards like Eric Abetz capable of negotiating for an hour or so.

Or at least it might, if Dr Karl’s contribution to the paradigm of human knowledge wasn’t limited to investigating why belly button lint is blue.